In 2016 I created a website that parodies Ted Cruz. It amassed nearly 6 million page views and lead to interviews with Bustle and Mediaite. In April of 2016 this dumb joke site saw higher traffic than Ted Cruz's actual website. He is a big stupid dick.
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Yooo these people went to journalism school and had to earnestly write the words "his personal website is BigShittingAss.com"
Every dollar will be invested into a pyramid scheme of my choosing